“This was a very typical time. I was single. All you needed was a cup of tea, a light, and your stereo, you know, and that’s what I had.”
-Steve Jobs, 1982
The tweets are getting shorter, but the songs are still 4 minutes long. You’re coming up with 140-character zingers, and the song is still 4 minutes long…I realized about a year ago that I couldn’t have a complete thought anymore. And I was a tweetaholic. I had four million twitter followers, and I was always writing on it. And I stopped using twitter as an outlet and I started using twitter as the instrument to riff on, and it started to make my mind smaller and smaller and smaller. And I couldn’t write a song.
Stop posting pictures of your cat. It’s not as adorable as you think, as a matter of fact it looks like every other cat on earth
Me & every other sane person
Leadership
Absolute power will corrupt absolutely
This quote was shared with me by one of my brilliant clients
I’m sorry I have to be the one to tell you this, but your excel has HIV
@emlas
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momma of 3 boys.
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hater of bellybuttons.
nothing on this blog has ANYTHING to do with my employer and everything to do with my point of view.
senior director of social media at ralph lauren.
hater of bellybuttons.
nothing on this blog has ANYTHING to do with my employer and everything to do with my point of view.




